Pee for Petrol?!!!

Crude oil is a carbon-rich liquid mixture of hydrocarbons, occurring naturally in rock formations. The extraction and use of this fossil fuel is one of the pillars of the modern industrial economy, because oil is the source of nearly all liquid fuels. This black gold is the 15^th non-renewable resource set to disappear, thanks to intensive exploitation by mankind. Remaining world oil reserves are estimated at 164.4 billion tons, about half the original energy stock has already been pumped out!
At the rate we’re going today, all our petroleum deposits will last only for 42 years!! Extractable deposits of this fossil fuel will therefore disappear in 2050 and the reconstitution of oil reserves will take millions of years, which is only possible with another earth!! So is it really possible to preserve petrol for all our future generations?? No!!!

The Solution:

The formation of oil requires the following three successive conditions: Accumulation of organic matter; it’s gradual transformation into hydrocarbons and then becoming trapped by impervious rock layers.
My friend and I tried to simulate this process in the laboratory for over five years, and after all that hardcore research we finally found THE MAGICAL REACTION… a reaction which does not need any valuable resources or even a huge amount of money!!

A reaction that uses the by-product of human metabolism, urine… colloquially called as “Pee”. Hence, the project Pee for Petrol (PFP™) was born!!! The reaction alone was not sufficient. We had to present it to the world in the most user friendly and hygienic form.

The petrol thus generated is not just any petrol… it’s a high octane, eco friendly, green petrol which works perfectly with all the existing petrol engines. Though methods of having other compounds as fuel (Bio-Fuels) are existent but are not very feasible. Then again, there arises the problem of space which is massive, in case of these existent products. On the other hand PFP™ is deliberately mobile and compact. The speed of conversion and creation of a resource which is exhaustible from an arguably inexhaustible resource is a revolutionary modern concept!

The Working:

PFP™ is available in two separate models, the P-Home (PFP™ installed at home) and P-Booths (PFP™ installed in public toilets). But the basic working behind both is the same. Explained below is the technology behind PFP™ and the working of the device. The whole system can be divided into three basic units based on their functionality: Input, Reaction and Output Unit. Watch the entire working of PFP™ here:

This is connected to the normal toilet interface that we provide the user; the only difference being a Pee-vot mechanism given at the top. If you turn the Piss-ton to the left the toilet enters into the normal drainage mode (for crap) and if you turn it to the right, PFP™ is activated. There is no flush but just an Accept button for the source liquid (Pee) to be accepted.

The next stage is the Analyzer where the qualitative and quantitative analysis of the source liquid is done. This is especially needed in the case of diluted source liquid or in the case of high-sugar-source-liquid (having more carbon). PFP™ loves diabetic users. More the carbon, more the petrol generated. The corresponding composition along with the approximate amount of petrol that can be generated from the collected source liquid will be shown on the LCD display (playing happy music tones for sugary liquids).
Next, the source liquid moves into the Pee-Buffer, where a minimum level is required for the PFP™ to work under safe and optimum condition. Upon reaching the level, the liquid is pumped into the reaction unit.

Reaction Unit:

The first part of the reaction unit is the Fractional Distillation chamber where the source liquid is separated into fractions of urea, dissolved salts and water; according to the general fractional distillation principle (lighter substances fraction out first and the heavier ones later). The purpose of separation is to obtain them in a balanced proportion for optimum conversion, in the ratio 3:1:5.

The distilled proportions are mixed with a catalyst, Creatinine (a top-secret compound created by our research team during those 5 years of hard work) in the Mixture-Fixture. This mixture is then compressed to 400k Pascal in the Come-Press-Soon unit and sent to the next chamber.

This chamber is the revolutionary MUTHRA-PETRO CONVERSION CHAMBER where the actual magic happens. The Semi-Permeable Double-Layered Osmotic membrane extracts the Carbon and Hydrogen before passing it to the Cooling unit. The main reaction that takes place is given below:

(NH₂)₂CO + C₄H₇N
b>3O + Salts + H₂O ——–> C₅H₁₂ + C₆H₁₄ + C₇H₁₆ + C₈H₁₈
Urea + Creatinine + Salts + Water ——–> Mixture of Alkanes i.e. PETROL

Lets see how these elements of your Pee give us Petrol:

1. Salts: Some pass through the Semi-Permeable Double-Layered Osmotic membrane and some don’t.
2. Urea has Nitrogen, Oxygen, Carbon and Hydrogen. Carbon and Hydrogen pass through the membrane.
3. Oxygen in urea forms oxides with the non-permitted dissolved salts and the Creatinine catalyst. This is eliminated.
4. A powerful beam of electricity is made to hit the nitrogen atoms, which decomposes it into Carbon and Hydrogen atoms.
   Atomic No. of Nitrogen (7) = Atomic No. of Carbon (6) + Atomic No. of Hydrogen (1)
   The Carbon and Hydrogen atoms thus formed are again permitted into the cooling unit through the membrane.

Thus, we obtain a huge amount of Carbon that gives us the “high octane” content from a Urea dominated solution… your Pee! The Cooling unit uses normal (cool) tap water along with a slight amount of liquid nitrogen (this cylinder can be replaced on a yearly basis), to form a solution that is sent to the cooling rods, to cool the mixture of the carbon and hydrogen compounds (along with a few salts).

Output Unit:

The cooled mixture is then filtered to remove any dissolved salts and unwanted substances and then stored in the storage unit, which will contain the readily usable, high octane and NATURAL Petrol. This storage unit can be cleaned or utilized at any time as desired. Hence, we have converted Pee to Petrol!

Advantages:

• People will drink more water to produce petrol, save money and drinking lots of water is very good for health.
• Heavy import burden of petroleum will stop and India will be a “self reliant”, powerful nation which will progress to be a developed country soon!
• Production of refined quality and natural fuel will bring down the pollution levels drastically.

Disadvantages:

• Requires power for heating and electricity (but that’s a household utility)
• Converts only a part of the source liquid to petrol and requires a minimum amount; Not a problem in joint families!!!

  

So go on people, leak out and save your money, save your health and save the earth! Remember… from now on…

…when Nature calls, Petrol falls!

This technology is the joint venture of my friend Pramod Kamath and myself. After 5 years of struggle in the labs, we finally brought out the revolutionary MUTHRA-PETRO Conversion Reaction!

This idea and innovation is copyright and trademark protected and is the exclusive property of Mr. Mario D’Cunha and Mr. Pramod Kamath. Any violations will be strictly taken into task.

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